Following the successful lead ion collisions at the LHC in Cern, the usefulness of the current virtual-non-virtual portal has passed. After some discussion of the installation of photonic emitters for sealing the opening, it was decided that the cage is currently ‘potentially dangerous’ and needs grounding in both This and The Other Place.

To that end, The Scientists have begun installing The Dream Machine for enabling Operators to enter the current portal with the aim of closing it down. Projected operating schedule appears to be this coming Saturday.

The team are seeking volunteers to seal the opening.